Giant Microbes Kissing Disease Mono Microbe

Now I’ve heard some cheesy Valentines cards, those theatrical one-liners that high school boys often try to think up. I remember making a few bucks back in junior year, selling folded paper cranes to guys who would spin around and tell their girlfriends that they had made this crane, just for her, a labor of love and all that cheesiness that the girls clearly knew to laugh at.

So when my little teenage brother spied the Giant Microbes Kissing Disease Mono Microbe on my computer screen and found out what it was, I knew I’d never hear the end of it.

Among other card message ideas to accompany this gift:

  1. Its so cute, you practically want to catch it. So kiss me.
  2. Look at those big, begging eyes. You just can’t say no to those begging eyes! Do I have those big, begging eyes?
  3. Its trying to tell you telepathically – we were meant to be!
  4. Its staring at us cause we’re supposed to kiss.

Having finally pushed my brother out of the room, I’d just like to note that these adorable pink Giant Microbes Kissing Disease Mono Microbes each come with a tag that has a picture of the actual microbe, its scientific name, and a brief science and history lesson about the disease as well. It actually does look like the real thing (except for the eyes). Each Giant Microbe is about 5-7 inches across, over a million times bigger than the actual microbe.

Teenage jokes aside, these Giant Microbes make great teaching aids. Unlike the bland microscope pictures commonly found in textbooks, Giant Microbes are much easier for kids to relate to, and they’re much more likely to pay attention and remember the lessons learned with it. Giant Microbes can also make great gifts! They’re great for teachers, parents, kids interested in science, and anyone with a sense of humor or in need of a smile. And, in this case, they can also be funny Valentines gifts as well.

These toys are recommended for ages 3 and up. You can find your own here.

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Giant Microbes Sleeping Sickness Microbe

I’ve got this friend from class who, when asked what her hobby is, always answers: SLEEP. She is almost always late for her first class of the day. The reason? She slept through her alarm clock. And usually, not too long after wandering drowsily into class, she’ll nod back off again into a restful slumber at her desk. Thankfully, she doesn’t snore. She seems to doze through most all of her classes, actually.

On a couple of occasions, some of us have tried gifting her with louder and even louder alarm clocks, energy drinks, espresso, caffeinated candies, you name it. No change. So for her birthday just last week, we decided to stop buying alarm clocks for her. Instead, she unwrapped the box to find a Giant Microbes Sleeping Sickness Microbe.

The real sleeping sickness microbe is a parasitic disease found in Africa. While the parasites don’t have the sleepy eyes that the Giant Microbe Sleeping Sickness Microbe has, the rest of it actually does look alike! Each Giant Microbe is about 5-7 inches across, over a million times bigger than the microbes they represent.

Giant Microbes can be great teaching aids. Unlike the bland pictures of microscopic organisms commonly found in textbooks, the microbe characters have a greater chance of getting the attention of a kid (or teenager). These Giant Microbes are much more memorable, and the lessons taught with them won’t be so easily forgotten. Science class doesn’t have to be boring.

Attached to each Giant Microbe is an information tag which explains the microbe’s scientific name, has an image of the actual microbe, and a brief science and history lesson about the microbe. These make great gifts for teachers, parents, kids interested in science, and just about anyone with a sense of humor or in need of a smile.

As for my sleepy friend, she found the soft lilac microbe terribly cute. She’d hold the fuzzy critter right up to her nose and giggle. And before her birthday party was even over, she’d fallen asleep again, arms curled around her Sleeping Sickness microbe.

These toys are recommended for kids ages 3 and up. You can pick one up here.

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Giant Microbes Black Death Microbe

We’ve got this uncle in the family who has always been something of a hypochondriac. He doesn’t shake hands with people. He won’t touch doorknobs or hold the door open for a lady unless his sleeve is covering his hand. He doesn’t use the hand rails on the stairs or escalator, freaks out when someone coughs without covering their nose and mouth thoroughly. Oh, he loves the outdoors, but good luck getting him to hug his own little children if they got mud on their clothes. And not to forget, the hand sanitizer that he carries everywhere.

So when Christmas came along, we were wondering – what do you get for an uncle like that? The other year I’d tried giving him a gag gift – something like the can of peanuts with a snake that jumps out when you open it… It didn’t go down too well.

Well, this year, with extreme caution, he opened his gift and found something that didn’t jump out to scare the living daylights out of him. It was a sort of bean-shaped fuzzy black critter. Our uncle’s eyes widened when he read the tag, introducing this adorable critter as the Black Death.

We’d gotten him a Giant Microbes BlackDeath Microbe. This black plush microbe with ominously watching black shiny eyes is 5-7 inches across, more than a million times bigger than the actual microbes of that legendary plague.

Also on the tag is a picture of the actual microbe – you can definitely see the resemblance there. The tag contains information such as the microbe’s scientific name and a brief science and history lesson about the microbe. These Giant Microbes make great teaching aids. Unlike the boring pictures commonly found in textbooks, these stuffed critters can get a kid’s attention, making it easier for them to remember the lessons learned about it.

Giant Microbes are great in the classroom or at home, for teachers, parents, kids interested in science, and especially as gifts for those with a sense of humor or in need of a smile. These toys are recommended for ages 3 and up.

You can find yours today here.

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Giant Microbes: Salmonella Microbe

Well, it doesn’t look like a fish, but it does look like the bacteria. (Actually, salmonella wasn’t named after the salmon fish, but after a Dr. Salmon) With soft white fur and adorable red strings (flagella on the real thing), Giant Microbes Salmonella Microbe is so cute you might almost want to catch it. But really, these make great teaching aids. Whether you’re teaching young kids to make sure they wash their hands thoroughly with soap and water (or microbes like salmonella will stick to them! Mwaharhar!) or you’re facing a classroom of high school students, these microbe characters are sure to get their attention.

Unlike the diagrams or magnified microscope pictures you’ll find in textbooks, a Giant Microbes Salmonella Microbe brings the salmonella bacteria to life – in a good way. With one of these fluffy adorable stuffed representations, you don’t have to worry about bored kids cutting up in the back of the classroom – they’ll be listening. Students can have trouble relating to old textbook diagrams, but these microbe characters and the lessons taught with them will definitely be remembered. GIANTmicrobes are a fun and educational way to learn about various health topics and the microscopic critters that are found in and around us. Each microbe character is 5-7 inches in size – over a million times their actual size!

These Giant Microbes make great and humorous gifts. Whether your friend likes treating everyone out to a really rare backyard barbeque, or has been knocked out himself by a stomach bug, a Giant Microbes Salmonella Microbe is sure to be appreciated. The salmonella bacteria is most known for causing food poisoning in those who eat undercooked or improperly cooked meats and other foods, so pairing this up with a beginner’s cookbook might be a fun gift. These Giant Microbes are perfect for teachers, parents, budding scientists, and anyone with a sense of humor or in need of a smile.

Each microbe comes with an information tag which includes their scientific name, an image of the actual microbe, a mini history and science lesson. These toys are for children under 3 years and up.

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Giant Microbes: Chickenpox Microbe

Its a once-in-a-lifetime experience for any kid who hasn’t been vaccinated for it: Chickenpox… that terribly contagious, itchy-like-heck children’s disease. When you find out some kid you know has it, one can’t help but sympathize. Well, if you’re one for giving gifts, a Giant Microbes Chickenpox Microbe will be sure to lift their spirits. Whether they hug it, punch it, laugh at it or whatever else, they’ll be sure to remember who gave them a chickenpox microbe when they had chickenpox for the rest of their lives.

This adorable, round, chicken-colored toy is also a pretty good teaching aid. Unlike the diagrams or microscope pictures you’ll find in textbooks, a Giant Microbes Chickenpox Microbe brings the chickenpox microbe to life – in a good way. With one of these, you don’t have to worry about bored kids cutting up in the back of the classroom – you’ll have their attention. Students can have trouble relating to old textbook diagrams, but these microbe characters and the lessons taught with them are sure to be remembered. I know if science classes back in my day had been taught with fun stories and seriously memorable teaching aids (that some of our classmates would’ve wanted too), then maybe more of my classmates would’ve gone into the sciences, or at least have passed the final exam. GIANTmicrobes are a fun and educational way to learn about various health topics and the microscopic critters that are found in and around us. Each microbe character is 5-7 inches in size – over a million times their actual size!

These Giant Microbes make great and humorous gifts. Whether your friend has been knocked out by the chicken pox, or is known for playing hookey with creative new illnesses, a Giant Microbes Chickenpox Microbe is sure to be appreciated. These Giant Microbes are perfect for teachers, parents, budding scientists, and anyone with a sense of humor or in need of a smile.

Each microbe comes with an information tag which includes their scientific name, an image of the actual microbe, a mini history and science lesson. These toys are recommended for anyone age 3 and up.

Pick yours up here!

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Giant Microbes: Giardia Microbe

I had a teacher back in high school who could make a historically boring-as-heck class come alive with his stories. Though the subject required us to memorize a lot of details, events, dates and people, he made it so we could relate to all of it. He even had a collection of bobble-heads of a lot of the important figures. To this day, I can still remember which one was a royal pain, which one got guillotined, and so on.

Now if our science classes had been taught with the same style of stories and seriously memorable teaching aids (that some of our classmates wanted too!), then maybe more of my classmates would’ve gone into the sciences, or at least have passed the final exam.

Maybe our teachers didn’t have the most fun teaching aids available back then, but now there’s no excuse. There’s no better way to teach a class on microbes than with a GIANT microbe with an adorable face. GIANT microbes are a fun and educational way to learn about various health topics and the microscopic critters that are found in and around us. Students have trouble relating to old textbook diagrams, but these microbe characters and the lessons taught with them are sure to be remembered. Each microbe character is 5-7 inches in size – over a million times their actual size!

This almost squid-like, blue Giant Microbes Giardia Microbe is the adorable version of giardia – a stomach parasite known to cause diarrhea. Those soft strings on the Giant Microbes Giardia Microbe are where the flagella would be on a real giardia microbe.

Aside from being teaching aids, these Giant Microbes make great and humorous gifts. Whether your friend has been knocked out by a stomach virus, or is known for playing hookey with a ‘stomach ache’, a Giant Microbes Giardia Microbe is sure to be appreciated. These Giant Microbes are perfect for teachers, parents, budding scientists, and anyone with a sense of humor or in need of a smile.

Each microbe comes with an information tag which includes their scientific name, an image of the actual microbe, a mini history and science lesson. These toys are recommended for anyone age 3 and up.

Pick one up today here!

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Perfect Petzzz Happy Birthday Pet Bandana

Perfect Petzzz Happy Birthday Pet Bandana from

Perfect Petzzz are realistically styled kittens and puppies–so realistic, they actually “breathe” while they nap quietly, curled up on your lap. Each pet measures approximately 10″ long and comes with a nylon and mesh carrier, sleeping mat, wood grooming brush, adoption papers and a lifetime warranty. No noise, no mess–they are the ultimate pets! Requires D batteries (included). Not suitable for children under 3 years. NOTE: Due to the motor and battery case inside, this item is not a soft-bodied stuffed animal. Although it has a soft fur, the body is rigid and posed permanently in the position shown. Perfect Petzzz

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Plushland 8? Supersoft Kittens

Plushland 8″ Supersoft Kittens

Aren’t they cute!?

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Wild Republic Dog Floppy Scottish Terrier 7″

Wild Republic Dog Floppy Scottish Terrier 7″

All of our products are made by top manufacturers who care about toy safety, quality and value. Your order will ship factory-fresh directly from our warehouse to your door. We carefully inspect and beautifully package every order before shipment to ensure that you receive high quality products that are delivered accurately every time you order. A note about product sizes: The product sizes listed are provided by the manufacturers. It is customary in the plush industry to measure stuffed animals stretched from head to foot (or nose to tail, depending on the creature). So, no matter how the item is posed in the picture, the size given indicates the overall length of the item. We understand that product descriptions are very valuable when purchasing items online and we hope this helps. We want you to be completely satisfied with your order. We stand behind every product we sell with a money back guarantee.

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Giant Microbes White Blood Cell Microbe

Giant Microbes White Blood Cell Microbe from

GIANTmicrobes are fun and educational way to learn about various health topics and the microscopic critters that are found in and around us. Each microbe character is 5-7 inches in size — over a million times their actual size! Perfect for teachers, parents and budding scientists, they also make humorous gifts. Each microbe comes with an information tag including scientific name, an image of the actual microbe, and a mini history and science lesson. For children under 3 years and up. Giant Microbes

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